viernes, 26 de julio de 2013

Beady Eye para el fin de semana.

JAJA Es mentira lo que dije en twitter, pero ya que tengo tu atención te cuento que todavía no me decido a hacer la reseña del nuevo disco "BE" de Beady Eye, porque estoy escuchando el material con mucha atención y leyendo todos los comentarios de los fans y NO FANS. Es por eso que aquí les dejo tres rolitas del nuevo disco para que me digan qué opinan tanto de la parte visual, gráfica, auditiva y sensorial de lo que expresa ahora Beady Eye. 

Sus comentarios ser mucho important for mi.
¡Sha la la la shine a light!

miércoles, 24 de julio de 2013

21 de Julio, ¿Día del ciberamigo?

Y bueno, dado que ya hay un "Día internacional de cualquier cosa" prácticamente todos los días, pues por qué no agregar a la lista el "Día internacional del Ciberamigo", una propuesta que nace justo en Argentina y que busca celebrar a todos aquellos amigos que nos acompañan virtualmente, y que no tenemos qué conocer de forma física para saber que son alguien importante en nuestras vidas.

Pasando por ICQ y desde Second Life, aquí les comparto una participación que tuve en el Programa Claudia Contigo de Claudia Arellano.

ENJOY muy friends!

miércoles, 17 de julio de 2013

And that's when the fight started...

Un par de chistes para alegrar el día. No paro de reír... Y mujeres, no se pongan punks, son solo chistes.

My wife and I were watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed.
I turned to her and said, 'Do you want to have Sex?'
'No,' she answered.
I then said, 'Is that your final answer?'

... She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying, 'Yes..'
So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend."

And that's when the fight started...


I took my wife to a restaurant.

The waiter, for some reason, took my order first.

"I'll have the rump steak, rare, please."
He said, "Aren't you worried about the mad cow?"
"Nah, she can order for herself."

And that's when the fight started.....


My wife and I were sitting at a table at her high school
reunion, and she kept staring at a drunken man swigging his
drink as he sat alone at a nearby table.

I asked her, "Do you know him?"
"Yes", she sighed,
"He's my old boyfriend. I understand he took to drinking
right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear he
hasn't been sober since."

"My God!" I said, "Who would think a person could go on
celebrating that long?"

And then the fight started...


When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed.
But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first, the shed, the boat,
making beer.. Always something more important to me.

Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point.
When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing
scissors. I watched silently for a short time and then went into
the house. I was gone only a minute, and when I came out again
I handed her a toothbrush.

I said, "When you finish cutting the
grass, you might as well sweep the driveway."

The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp.


My wife sat down next to me as I was flipping channels.
She asked, "What's on TV?"
I said, "Dust."

And then the fight started...


Saturday morning I got up early, quietly dressed, made my lunch, and slipped quietly into the garage. I hooked up the
boat up to the van and proceeded to back out into a torrential
downpour. The wind was blowing 50 mph, so I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather
would be bad all day.

I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed. I cuddled up to my wife's back;
now with a different anticipation,
and whispered, "The weather out there is terrible."

My loving wife of 5 years replied, "And, can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that?"

And that's how the fight started...


My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary.
She said, "I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3 seconds."

I bought her a bathroom scale.

And then the fight started......


After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply
for Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me

for my driver's License to verify my age. I looked in my pockets

and realized I had left my wallet at home. I told the woman that

I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and come back later.

The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'.
So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair.

She said, 'That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me' and she processed my Social Security application.

When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Social Security office.

She said, 'You should have dropped
your pants. You might have gotten disability too.'

And then the fight started...


My wife was standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror.

She was not happy with what she saw and said to me,
"I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you
to pay me a compliment.'

I replied, "Your eyesight's damn near perfect."

And then the fight started........


I rear-ended a car this morning...the start of a REALLY bad day!

The driver got out of the other car, and he was a DWARF!!
He looked up at me and said 'I am NOT Happy!'
So I said, 'Well, which one ARE you then?'

That's how the fight started.


One year, I decided to buy my mother-in-law a cemetery plot
as a Christmas gift...

The next year, I didn't buy her a gift.
When she asked me why, I replied,
"Well, you still haven't used the gift I bought you last year!"

And that's how the fight started.

martes, 16 de julio de 2013

Moda geek - Zapatos para toda ocasión

Si te dieran a elegir un par de zapatos como los siguientes que se muestran a continuación, ¿Cuál elegirías y por qué?

Fuente: Geek Piñata